Any text that starts with ... is just random slogans pasted together to show how much text we can fit in. Any other text is thematically relevant to the postcard design, but can (and sometimes SHOULD) be replaced without offending me. Rejected designs can be unrejected if anyone wants them.

What we need now are better slogans. Remember that any of the crappier designs could be dramatically improved by some dramatically appropriate text.

New Slogans! (Some still need work.)

• Because thinking is hard.
• For the independently-minded minion.
• Join and be protected just like this kitten. We wouldn't hurt a kitten so we wouldn't hurt a new member.
• We're not sure if we should sacrifice the kitten. Join us and tell us what YOU think!
• Croak and you croak alone. Join Rob's Evil Mind Control Cult and the whole world croaks with you.
• Be normal (Be xxxxx?) and you croak alone. Join Rob's Evil Mind Control Cult and the whole world croaks with you.
• Become a minion and be more amphibious than any other mammal.
• Rob's Evil Mind Control Cult - it beats the hell out of vacuum.

Slogans for our next election campaign:

• Who cares? Vote Rob!
• Election 2007. Don't you have something better to do with your time?
• Vote early, vote often, vote Rob.

(See what happens when we brainstorm without the Glorious Leader present to control us?)

	Title and comments	Approvals
	dna GL says: I like it! Hippieish!	Rob
	fire GL says: DOOMY!	Rob
	sunrise GL says: fits website theme.	Rob
	eye GL says: pretty. Fanatic theme	Rob Sacha Damian
	freaky_head GL says: good for Mind Control blurb	Rob Damian
	kitten GL says: awwwwwww Sacha thinks we shouldn't kill the kitten. No one else agrees. ;)	Rob Sacha Darren Alys Damian
	wolf GL says: awwwwwww	Rob Sacha Darren
	money_coins GL says: perhaps not a selling point. Likes look of coins.	Rob Sacha Damian
	money_notes GL says: perhaps not a selling point.	Damian
	business_card_design	Damian
	hourglass_small	Damian
	hourglass_big	Damian
	clocks
	frog GL says: cute but possibly not our recruitment base Alys says: This was done as a joke but it's growing on me. We'd get people who like frogs!	Alys
	sunshine GL says: fits website theme. GL decides he doesn't like it	REJECTED
	trees GL says: pointless, but pretty	REJECTED
	people_holding_hands GL says: very bland	REJECTED
	water GL says: not doomy enough	REJECTED